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Things Brother Petros May Not Do
I don’t need to conduct bomb checks under the Pope’s bed before he falls asleep every night.
Nor do I need to check his closet for assassins.
Such checks made it harder for his Holiness to fall asleep.
Furthermore, the Inquisition’s job is to ensure that any would-be bombers or assassins are captured well before reaching the bedchambers.
Regular fire drills are very important, but holding them twice a day is a bit excessive. 
The same applies to bomb drills, storm drills, flood drills, gas leak drills, earthquake drills, volcano drills, and kaiju attack drills.
Storing nonperishable food in case of emergency is all well and good, but we don’t need an entire room in the basement dedicated to canned calamari.
For the billionth time, the Pope is not allergic to nuts.
Or to chocolate.
Even if his Holiness were suffering from a food allergy, putting Father Nightroad in a headlock while he’s just trying to eat his sandwich is not an effective means of safeg
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Things Isaak von Kampfer May Not Do
 
I must resist the urge to play “The Imperial March” whenever Lord Cain walks into the room.
The same applies to “One Winged Angel”.
I am not allowed to feed Guderian dog food.
It doesn’t matter if he actually likes dog food; Guderian is a lycanthrope, not a dog.
I am forbidden from clicker-training Gunderian.
Or Dietrich. 
Or Lord Cain.
Suleyman’s ring is not his “Precious”.
Nor is it “the One Ring to rule them all”
I am not the rape child of Alucard and Rip van Winkle.
Lord Cain is “Mein Herr”, not “Herr Major”.
Dietrich is not Walter C. Dornez.
Cardinal di Medici is not Enrico Maxwell.
I may no longer send “friendly little letter[s]” to the Pope “to inform [him] of [his] imminent demise”.
Hilarious as they may be, such letters attract unnecessary attention to the Rosenkreuz Orden.
My daily allowance of wine is limited to two glasses; four on birthdays and holidays.
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Things Abel Nightroad May Not Do
1.) I may no longer borrow Lady Caterina’s shampoo.
2.) No matter how silky, shiny, and strawberry-scented it makes my hair.
3.) No matter how hungry I get, I must not eat wild mushrooms.
4.) Because Cardinal di Medici is only going to buy the “allergic reaction to ibuprofen” excuse once.
5.) Nor am I permitted to beg.
6.) Even if women always fall for my “puppy eyes”.
7.) Father Tres is authorized to shoot me in the crotch if I ever ask to him to dance “The Robot” again.
8.) Under absolutely no circumstances am I allowed a credit card.
9.) Or a debit card.
10.) Or a checkbook
11.) I am not the bastard offspring of Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII and Alexander Anderson from Hellsing Ultimate.
12.) No matter what Father Leon says.
13.) I am not allowed to even think about appearing before Cardinal di Medici in my Crusnik form, claiming to be an angel.
14.) Even if Lady Caterina herself admits that would be awesome.
15.) If I get c
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Karma
Disclaimer: Professor Layton is the property of Level-5 and Nintendo. The only profit I hope to gain from this is personal enjoyment from seeing Bill Hawks suffer.
The elevator was out of order, forcing Bill Hawks to take the stairs.
It was an awful way to end what had turned out to be an awful day.
Bill's Penthouse lay at the top of eighty-nine flights of stairs, giving him plenty of time to fume over the day's trials.
It had begun with his over-breakfast newspaper, which reported that the Prime Minister had plummeted in popularity with the voting populace. Later, Parliament approved not one, but two bills he opposed and vetoed not two, but three bills he supported!
The only thing that had kept Bill Hawks going was his diplomatic trip to Portugal scheduled for departure that afternoon (He was so looking forward to escaping the English winter chill). Well, first, a three-car-pileup had delayed his arrival at the airport by three hours. Then, the jet
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Ready to Confess
So I guess its time to confess whats been happening to me this past year ish...
I guess I have a mild case of depression and a case of anxiety. Since I was small I have had autism as well that makes certain things for me difficult to understand.
Recognizing this, I went to the Doctor for the past couple years and have been on-off meds that have been keeping me relatively calm and stable. I have anxiety that makes me freeze up and hard to breathe and I have been trying my best to battle it. Lately though I think I couldn't handle it on my own. I've been waking up at odd times and feeling too weak to do anything. Physically I couldn't move out of bed longer than 20 minutes before I needed to sit down again. Talking to the doctor said that I might have some depression that is making me unwilling to move. Which is sadly true. I sometimes wake up wondering what is the point.
But now I'm going to get over it. Because I have my family to help.
See, they never knew. I never told anyone. I didn
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Thank you for the Blue Wizard fave.
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Thank you so much for adding "Medusa, a Girl Violated and Used in Life and Death" to your favorites! :D What do you think?
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Happy Dinovember!!!
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Thanx for the fav :)
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